movie reviews for week of february 5th, 2010

vexed​.ca presents: one sen­tence reviews.

with an unstop­pable com­bin­a­tion of lazi­ness and lack of writing skill, one sen­tence reviews hopes to revo­lu­tionize the way film reviews are done: by being short and quick to read. let’s face it: you prob­ably don’t have much of an atten­tion span. you want some­thing that goes straight to the point to tell you whether or not a cer­tain movie is worth your time. lots of writers take time to pre­pare their reviews — they even may watch the movie before writing their review. we know better.

top ten movies (by box office) — week of feb­ruary 5th, 2010:

1. dear john

released: feb­ruary 5th, 2010

should i watch this: only if you want to have sex

review: this is a movie based on a book from nich­olas sparks (who wrote the note­book), so that means your girl­friend will drag you to see this or you won’t be having sex for months.

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album review: rjd2 — the colossus

as an old-​school def-​jux fanboy, i pretty much was a fan of everything that label released, regard­less of whether or not it was actu­ally good music. just the fact that it was one of the few inde­pendent hip hop labels reppin’ the east was all that mattered. regard­less of what you think of el-​p (aka james meline) per­son­ally, his cadre of musi­cians under his label was pretty impressive and was the who’s who of inde­pendent beat­making. i mean yeah, it was the pree­m­inent back­packer label, but who gives a shit, right? back­packer hip hop was basic­ally the only decent hip hop being released for a long time. so when rjd2 released dead­ringer on def-​jux back in 2002, an entire com­munity basic­ally shit their pants. hot off the heels of dj shadow’s second effort, the private press, rjd2 stepped up to the bat­ters box to chal­lenge for the title of turntable supremacy.

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a good-​looking guide to free software alternatives for better looking computers.

updated on feb­ruary 8th — added: defrag­gler & cdburn­erxp

aside from an infinite supply of free, messed up porn that this writer has access to, the internet has opened up the floodgates to new ideas on doing the same shitty, menial tasks day in and day out. we are no longer stuck in the rut of using badly-​coded, expensive, or down­right ugly pro­grams that slow down our com­puters and do their tasks so poorly that you wonder if the pro­gram­mers who made these pieces of shit hates you.

as such, we here at vexed have com­piled a nice and tidy list of pro­grams that offer viable, time-​saving and resource-​efficient altern­at­ives to what’s out there in the main­stream. this will be a infre­quently updated guide on the latest and greatest altern­at­ives to what you use every day, from notepad to microsoft office, to how you watch movies and illeg­ally burn onto dvds to sell in chin­atown from the trunk of your car at $5 a pop.

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aww when I was wittle

just chillin out­side some shop in Mexico. Deep thoughts deep thoughts

If Alex were a cartoon and made music…ON THE INTERWEBS

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